Zoo Visit 2/2

More pictures from the zoo! Oh happy day!

Can't we all just get along?

 Some wild animals were a bit more resistant to photography than others. Rude.

 

 This sir was very noisy and had a lot to say. Not sure what he wanted but I automatically scanned the crowds for someone smaller than me to offer up if necessary. Mayan human sacrifice suddenly makes a lot more sense to me.

 Too bad the inhabitants of the dinosaur exhibit kicked the bucket before we could visit. Then again, I've seen that documentary Jurassic Park and it didn't end too well for them. I'll consider myself lucky.

 Uhmmm....this lion kind of looks like Roger, am I right?

I think it's the man fur aka beard.

 These ladies looked so over their man-lion, I think it's clear who's in charge here.

 I instantly love anything that compliments me. I am in fact the best looking threat, pats on the back for me.

 This is an old ball the tiger played with, he really did work. Once I gave my dog a field hockey ball and it came out looking pretty similar.

 This is looking a lot like Planet of the Apes, if I go missing overnight I want someone to question this gorilla, who looks less than thrilled with me.

 BABY!

 Oh hello self. I think this is supposed to be a picture of a komodo dragon. Me bad, but also, you're welcome.

Turtle butt.

 This was a wild animal of a different sort, I laughed inappropriately at his tantrum and took a picture because I'm very sensitive like that (no one could hear my camera's shutter over his screams if that makes it better).

 Ohhhhh-ahhhhh.

 There is a crocodile in here somewhere. But also, it could be an alligator. I never remember the difference.

 Someone who needs a pedicure more than I do, I didn't think it was possible.

 Hehe  I loved these long-neck turtles, they are totally goofy.

 Can I grow one of these in my apartment? Yes/No/Maybe  (please circle one)

 Taking a little tiger snooze.

We took a memory test to see where we compared to orangutangs, we matched the smartest one! Woohoo! Turns out college degrees are good for something.

Here are some dodgy picture of what I am wearing RIGHT NOW, at this very exact moment. I'm so into my nails right now - Sally Hansen crackle nail polish is da best. Ps. These pictures just made me realize how very pale I am, just look at those glowing gams! Over and out.